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#1
"Know what, son?
We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist." - God
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#2
Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
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#3
I'm not saying I can perform miracles or anything, but when the
Taco Bell employee isn't looking, I can turn water into Sprite.
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#4
13: Dad, do you believe in miracles?
Me: Do you remember spray painting my car? 13: yeah M: Are you breathing? 13: yeah M: Well, there ya go
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#5
How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious
life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby
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#6
He arrives mysteriously.
Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG
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#7
Jesus' Greatest Miracles: 3) Turning water to wine 2) Raising Lazarus 1)
Maintaining a milky-white complexion in a desert climate for 33 yrs
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#8
Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics?
He can't fuckin stand 'em.
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#9
Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.
1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard.
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#10
Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter.
Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher.
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#11
If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl.
That shit happens every day.
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#12
Every time I hear someone say "The Lord works in mysterious ways,"
I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot.
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#13
'What other miracles can you do?' Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish?'
J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
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