What Are Missing Jokes?
Missing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of missing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
Why can't America play chess?
Because it's missing two towers.
#22
My paper towels went missing
so I hired a Bounty hunter.
#23
If you ever see on a road where a section of the
dotted line is missing - There is no law there.
#24
Cleanliness is next to godliness in
a dictionary missing some stuff
#25
All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing
You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus
#26
After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside!
It was unfortunate.
#27
REPORTER: you say you spotted the missing hikers somewhere in these woods
CLEARLY A BEAR IN A FLANNEL & AVIATORS: [right on mic] briefly yes
#28
Which vitamine are feminists missing?
D
#29
Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?
Because they're missing two towers
#30
I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated
remains of all the missing socks.
#31
My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war...
Momma MIA!
#32
Here's a joke I've been working on: Q: What did the husband say
when he returned home and found that his wife is missing?
#33
wife: Did you work late?
[flashback to me missing my exit because the car in front of me had Shrek on and I wanted to see the ending] me:Yep
#34
Hey baby, is your father a thief because he stole the stars
and he put them in your eyes and also my TV is missing.
#35
Why was the robot cold?
He was missing his winter gear
#36
[phone rings] "We've removed your son's missing picture from our milk
cartons." "You found him?" "No, people stopped buying milk."
#37
What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?
Help! My pocket's been picked!
#38
Today I saw a 'missing dog' post on the entrance door of a ...
... chinese restaurant.
#39
Mike Tyson Mysteries is on Netflix now...
Episode 1: case of the missing ear.
#40
Cleanliness is next to godliness in
a dictionary missing some stuff.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and missing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love missing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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