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Mississippi Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mississippi jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the best part of living in Alabama?
You don't live in Mississippi.
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#2
Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
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#3
Alabama VS.
Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states.
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#4
One Mississippi...
two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.
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#5
Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation...
yep, we're ranked 53rd.
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#6
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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#7
If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?
I dunno, Alaska.
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#8
I was all cozy up in Mississippi and then all hell broke loose because...
Mr. Issippi came home early.
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#9
A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY??
C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around
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#10
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?
A dope ring.
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#11
Do you know how do you spell Mississippi with one I?
*Covers left eye* M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
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#12
How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
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#13
Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?
Because it has pp in it.
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#14
How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
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#15
How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... I^will^see^myself^out
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#16
What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
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#17
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.
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#18
me: wanna hang out?
southern girl: well, dip me in honey butter, roll me around in mississippi sand and saddle a junebug to savannah me:
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#19
In which state does the Mississippi river flow?
Liquid.
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#20
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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