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Missus Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of missus jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.
It gets her Snickers in a Twix.
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#2
Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to
taking your missus out on Valentine's Day.
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#3
Missus and I splitting.
I blame her new job. Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of "exclusive" have really diverged.
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#4
I call my Missus's mimsy 'The Tardis' Not because it's bigger inside than I expected.
It's just that she's had several dozen companions and at least one dog in there.
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#5
My brother just asked me what 'FAP' meant...
Shit! Now I am starting to regret leaving comments on his missus facebook pics.
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#6
#BREAKING Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius
claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus.
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#7
Thumb sucking My missus asked me to help her stop
sucking her thumb, so I drew a cock on it
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#8
I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus "Morning fat ass".
Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!
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#9
Multitasking Whoever said women can multitask is talking bollocks.....I
told my missus to sit down and shut the fuck up, she couldn't do either
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#10
Today I realised I really want to tie the knot with the missus.
Anyone know where I can find instructions for noose tying?
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#11
The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof.
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#12
It's my mate's birthday today.
He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it.
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#13
My missus has a punctuation fetish Whenever
she has a period, I get to use the colon.
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#14
What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
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#15
Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death.
His missus says, "fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left".
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#16
I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius....
Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?
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#17
For their honeymoon, Mr.
Sine and his missus Cosine Went to the beach and got a Tan. When they went back home, it took a Sec to find they needed a Cot.
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#18
My missus asked me where her Valentine's day card was.
I said, "Sorry, I had a headache."
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