What Are Mitosis Jokes?
Mitosis Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mitosis jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot...
Mitosis
#2
what the cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
#3
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis.
#4
What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on her toe?
Mitosis
#5
What is formed at the end of mitosis?
My nailses
#6
What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!
#7
What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!
#8
What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Ow, mitosis!
#9
[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular
division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'
#10
What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
#11
What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!
#12
What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe?
Mitosis!
#13
What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?
Mitosis
#14
What do you call a porno that involves incest, biology and foot fetishes?
Suck Mitosis
#15
What is mitosis?
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
#16
My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was
making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis
#17
Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says "hey that's mitosis".
That is my original joke I made A few years ago.
#18
Bio joke time!
What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis.
#19
A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe.
"Mitosis"
#20
What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?
Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue
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