What Are Mixed Jokes?
Mixed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mixed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one
poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs
#2
isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron...
but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt
#3
Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed
signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...
#4
One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar.
She's scone now...
#5
WHAT'S WITH THE MIXED SIGNALS DUDE?
YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OFF & MOVE IN CLOSE BUT WHEN I KISS YOU YOURE LIKE WHOA IM JUST DOING YOUR EYE EXAM?
#6
I like my women like I like my Whiskey......
About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke.
#7
Joke i heard between 2 airport janitors.
A:"where are you going?" B:"to the toilet, where else can one go in an airport?" --- I would like to add that my emotional response was mixed.
#8
How I like my women I like my women like I like my scotch.
Twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
#9
I like my women like I like my whiskey:
Twelve years old and mixed with coke.
#10
I just mixed peanut butter and Nutella together in case anyone's
curious why I've suddenly started attending church.
#11
My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up.
So I just packed my bags and right.
#12
I like my women how I like my whiskey.
13 years old and mixed up with coke.
#13
One time I got Starmix and Tangfastics mixed up...
...it was a Haribo mistake.
#14
I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol.
(Blind jokes are the best kind)
#15
My Buddy Is So Mixed...
He doesn't know who his step-dad is.
#16
I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.
Which is the one about being in a closet?
#17
Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight
his opponent he got them mixed up.
#18
So many mixed messages in the media.
Titanic tells us "never let go." Frozen says "let it go." Smdh
#19
As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to
me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's.
#20
I like my women how I like my whiskey
12 years old and mixed up with coke
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