What Are Moments Jokes?
Moments Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of moments jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Hmmm, why don't we try reincarnation.
Here, take this razor blade and I'll leave you alone for a few moments... -me as a therapist
#2
Q.
What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments.
#3
Life is ironic.
We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without them.
#4
I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence
followed by a first-time bugler playing taps.
#5
love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah.
ah i see the issue
#6
I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart.
Moments like that make life worth living.
#7
Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for "fun." We play it to learn
how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity
#8
My friend died today...
He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever.
#9
When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do.
As an adult, you live for them.
#10
Once you understand they're unwilling time travelers dropped here moments
earlier, the confused actions of squirrels suddenly make sense.
#11
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away...
Too bad we all can't be asthmatics!
#12
Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the
tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train.
#13
Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when
you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head.
#14
Currently the most offensive joke going through my head.
What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge.
#15
WHAT IS SEX?
HUSBAND: A minute of PLEASURE, then years of PRESSURE! WIFE: Moments of ECSTASY, followed by decades of SLAVERY! MISTRESS: Just stolen TIME, but never MINE! HOOKER: NEXT!
#16
There are few moments sadder than when they ask at the fast food
drive-thru if you want to try the new featured item and you do.
#17
A woman is at her father's deathbed.
She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. "Dad, I'm sorry," she whispers. "Goodbye, Sorry," he says, "*I'm dead.*"
#18
after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg
if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone
#19
What is the most deadliest breakfast?
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
#20
Don't make school shooting jokes.
You can't imagine what went through their heads in their final moments.
Why People Enjoy Moments Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and moments jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love moments jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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