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What Are Mommy Jokes?

Mommy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mommy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Kid: Mommy, mommy!
Can I lick the bowl? Mom: No, you have to flush it like everyone else.
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4: Where did I come from?
Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!
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#3
Daddy, what's a transvestite?
Ask mommy, he knows
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#4
"Mommy, I don't want to see grandma
today!" "Shut up and keep digging."
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#5
The teacher asked...
- "Why did you bring your cat today Jimmy?" - He replied, crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school!'"
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#6
*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help*
"Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"
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#7
Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs
...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!
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#8
Daddy, is Santa coming tonight?
No sweetie, mommy has a headache.
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#9
Mommy Mommy (SA joke) Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard?
Shut up, and eat your biltong.
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#10
7yo: mommy you smell like beer.
Me: well, you smell like a bad idea that your dad and I thought could fix our marriage....now go to bed.
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#11
"Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost.
Sleep tight.
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#12
6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year?
Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son
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#13
Daddy what is a transvestite?
"Daddy what is a transvestite?" "Ask Mommy, he knows."
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#14
Little Johnny walks in on his naked mom...
sees her little bush and asks: -Mommy what's that? -It's uh... a spider! -Oh, be careful or it'll bite your pussy!
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#15
Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist?
Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup. Daughter: Oh like mommy? Dad: Close enough.
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#16
A kid asks, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" The mom replies,
"Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."
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#17
North West: Daddy what were you famous for?
Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))
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#18
5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream?
Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not.
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#19
A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him...
"Mommy is this my brain?" "Not yet sweetheart, not yet"
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#20
A little girl told her mother "Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I
grow up!" The mother answered "Well make up your mind, sweetheart".
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What are the best Mommy Jokes?
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Are Mommy Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Mommy Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Mommy Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Mommy Jokes are available?
We currently have 173 Mommy Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Mommy Jokes?
Mommy Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Mommy Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mommy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love mommy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good mommy jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Mommy Jokes safe for all ages?
Most mommy jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Mommy Jokes?
mommy jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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