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Monitor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of monitor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Oh, you like Five Guys hamburgers more than In-N-Out?
*unfollows *blocks *stews *hires assassin on Craigslist *unblocks to monitor situation
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#2
Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held
up my 40" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view
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#3
I can't stop watching myself on this Walgreens surveillance monitor.
Crazy how the camera adds 40 pounds and a limp!
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#4
Mom: Did we pack everything?
The stupid baby monitor? Dad: Ugh I hate that annoying dumb thing! Tiny Monitor Lizard: Ok wow I'm right here
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#5
God returns to his desk with lunch.
Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked "Earth". The avocado drops out of his sandwich.
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#6
"That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing," I said.
"I bet you want my cock in you." "Dave," my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"
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#7
I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got
both monitors up so she can fit.
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#8
"DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE GYM, BABY! AGES THREE TO NIIIIINNNNE!" - Axl Rose, playground monitor.
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#9
Me: this is shit, I'm changing the channel
Wife: leave the baby monitor alone
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#10
My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor
but I knew it was just a pyramid screen.
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#11
"Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing" I said.
"I bet you want my cock in you". "Dave", my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"
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#12
The stock market monitors
Chuck Norris.
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#13
[at the pet store] Me: I'd like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn't he cute?
Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor
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#14
Maturbating when hooked up to a heart monitor really gets the nurses running around.
They never know if you are coming or going.
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#15
Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
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#16
Masturbating while hooked up to a heart monitor can really mess
with a hospital staff They never know if you're coming or going
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#17
What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over?
Turns off his monitor.
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#18
My new years resolution is 3840 X 2160 because
I recently bought a 4K monitor.
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#19
[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it's little heart beating!
Isn't it amazing... Me: It looks like a crossiant
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#20
The only qualification for working at an airline
is making a confused face at a monitor.
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