What Are Monkeys Jokes?
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#1
Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says "oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh
aaahhhh " and the second monkey says " well put more cold in" .
#2
A hot babe said we could have sex if monkeys fly out of her ass, so tonight
I meet with a zoologist, proctologist and some guy from NASA.
#3
10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed...
...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: "It's no use, this monkey is dead!"
#4
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
#5
Scientist have created five monkeys with autism.
They were promptly made mods of r/jokes
#6
Wife told me to stop obsessing over monkeys I
thought she was joking, then I saw her face
#7
Trying to tell a catholic a joke Me: What do monkeys and humans have in common?
Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.
#8
Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys
I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!
#9
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
#10
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
#11
"Mom, where did people come from?" "God created us" "But Dad said we came from monkeys" "Dad told you about his side of the family.
I am telling you about mine"
#12
How do elephants hide themselves in the jungle?
They paint their testacles red and climb in a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries.
#13
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys.
I thought she was kidding... ...and then I saw her face.
#14
Banana & Holes!
Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)
#15
I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody...
What a shit show
#16
Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really
pissed off his daughters could be monkeys.
#17
What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear:
Have a snack Shriek like monkeys Open 3 umbrellas indoors Go poop
#18
Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys.
#19
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
In 2015 humans consumed 65 million tons of bananas and only 8 monkeys.
#20
Did you know, that we eat more bananas than monkeys?
Last year the UK ate 76,500,000 bananas and only 6 monkeys.
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