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#1
What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?
an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.
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#2
How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
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#3
Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star?
They spent a year doing missionary work.
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#4
Yeah, conservatives.
I will marry a dog. I'll marry 12 dogs. I'm a dog mormon now.
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#5
What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
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#6
How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
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#7
Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?
A: Because 36 would be too many.
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#8
Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?
Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.
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#9
Where can you find a mormon horse?
Salt Lick City.
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#10
How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?
One if nobody is watching.
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#11
How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?
Invite two of them.
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#12
What cell carrier do Mormons use?
Virgin Mobile
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#13
How do you request another Mormon wife?
Brigham Young
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#14
How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?
You invite two of them.
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#15
How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?
Bring two Mormons.
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#16
MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time
Romney becomes president, drink.
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#17
What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?
An oxymormon
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#18
What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club?
Do they come in bulk?
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#19
I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon.
I'm not allowed.
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#20
"Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy,
mom, mommy!" -Mormon kids
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