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#1
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?
(OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
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#2
Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?
To get to the other side.
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#3
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)
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#4
An insolent teenager stomps off to her room...
Teenager: "And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!" Dad: "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"
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#5
Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store...
Return of the Mac.
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#6
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side.
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#7
What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?
They all died Jung.
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#8
I was at Morrisons earlier and the cashier asked a foreign couple if they needed help packing.
I thought "Fuck me, this is getting serious"
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#9
What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?
Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.
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#10
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side
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#11
Son: "Jim Morrison sucks" Dad: "Hey, what
did I tell you about slamming The Doors?"
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#12
If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and
Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now.
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#13
Dad: "Go to your room now!" Child: *storms off* "Jim Morrison was
overrated!" Dad: "What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"
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#14
Father: You're grounded.
Son: Jim Morrison sucked! *storms off to room* Father: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!
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