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Moths Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of moths jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
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#2
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool but the label says
"all cotton." Salesman: Oh that's just to keep the moths away.
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#3
Moths are the hobos of
the insect world.
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#4
Hi I'm 37 yrs old.
According to folklore, I've swallowed 259 spiders, 47 moths, 3 coyotes, and a grizzly bear in my sleep since I was born.
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#5
How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
...2, but how'd they get in there.
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#6
Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies
taste just like moths.
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#7
[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the
door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS
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#8
It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans
have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors
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#9
How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
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#10
Why do moths fly with their legs spread?
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
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#11
Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while
head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt.
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#12
Why are all female moths lesbians?
They aren't attracted to moth balls.
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#13
Why do moths fly with their legs apart?
Have you ever seen the size of moth balls?
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#14
Q: What insect lives on nothing?
A: Moths, because they eat holes.
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#15
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths !
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#16
What insect lives on nothing?
Moths, because they eat holes.
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#17
me: it's too hot *opens window* *in comes 305430 flies, 43866 spiders,
91193 moths, a serial killer, a paedophile and a burglar* (HELP)
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#18
Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light.
Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death.
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#19
What do moths study at school?
Mothmatics
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#20
Priest: Dying people are drawn toward a bright light.
Do you know what that proves? Me: Dying people are moths?
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