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What Are Mountain Jokes?

Mountain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mountain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common?
The cowboys both suck.
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#2
What did the mountain climber name his son?
Cliff
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#3
Pie are Round!!!!!!
After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: "Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"
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#4
You haven't built just a wall around you; you've constructed a bomb
shelter inside a nuclear bunker set into the side of a mountain.
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#5
I like my coffee like I like my women...
beat up and dragged in a burlap sack over the Andes Mountains.
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#6
What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?
Anything on the rocks.
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#7
DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain
Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]
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#8
(OC dad joke) What do you call a goat on a small mountain?
A hillbilly
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#9
What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
It's not my fault.
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#10
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar
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#11
Have you heard that there's a new mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!
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#12
What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common?
Cowboys that suck.
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#13
What did the male mountain say to his wife?
What's the Matterhorn-y?
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#14
Moby jumped over a mountain....
of air. . . . . . . What did you expect?
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#15
What's the difference between...
A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts.
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#16
A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain...
Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here? - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
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#17
What is green and glides down a mountain?
A skiwi
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#18
What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
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#19
I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers.
(Come on, it's been 15 years.)
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#20
What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mountain jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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