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What Are Mouthful Jokes?

Mouthful Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mouthful jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the secretary say to Bill Clinton after his inauguration speech?
Wow, that was quite a mouthful.
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#2
*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah,
healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me.
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#3
Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water.
Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy.
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#4
My boyfriend calls me "babe" because "pig
in the city" is such a mouthful to say.
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#5
[tv announcer] Are you bloated?
Tired? Unable to enjoy the activities you once loved? [me with mouthful of chips] YEAH
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#6
Hey girl, did you get your tickets *lips slowly part to reveal a mouthful
of tiny little teeth with massive gums* to the GUM show?
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#7
Why can't a blonde count to 70?
Because 69 is always a mouthful.
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#8
WIFE: I got us this new candle ME: sweet.
What flavor is it? W: don't you mean 'what scent is it?' ME (with a mouthful of candle wax): What?
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#9
Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!
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#10
COP: do you know why I pulled you over?
ME: *furiously trying to swallow a mouthful of mattress tag stickers* no
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#11
"Nwbdy tellsh mwe wht to dwo", I say through a mouthful of cardboard,
giving a middle finger to "remove pizza from box before consumption".
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#12
What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful?
Come again?
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#13
Why can't a blonde count to 70.
Because 69 is a mouthful.
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#14
FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have
been named by someone with a mouthful of food.
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#15
if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape.
Then say "it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"
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#16
[Every restaurant ever] Manager: "Has he got a mouthful of food?"
Waiter: "Yes." Manager: "Go and ask him how his meal is."
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#17
tower shaped appetisers are a bit of a mouthful.
Talk about tall hors d'oeuvre
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#18
Why can't blondes count to 70?
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
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#19
3yo: what are you eating?
me: [mouthful of cookies] vegetables
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#20
Why can't a prostitute count to 70?
Because 69's a mouthful.
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Our collection features 47 Mouthful Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Mouthful Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Mouthful Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and mouthful jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Mouthful Jokes safe for all ages?
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