What Are Mrs Jokes?
Mrs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mrs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Mrs Smith the biology teacher was very fond of fish.
She was also rather deaf which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs" said one of her colleagues "is a herring-aid."
#2
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
(Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)
#3
"Help me, I'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down." -Mrs.
Butterworth
#4
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger.
#5
What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating?
That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me.
#6
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
Have a nice bite!
#7
[at my high school reunion] Hey guys, remember last year when we toilet papered Mrs.
Krebb's house? "Dude that was in 1991."
#8
What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee.
I'm not as smart as I thought I was..
#9
What do you call Santa's wife?
Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.
#10
(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull)
so is there a mrs worldwide
#11
Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?
A: But you cantaloupe!
#12
Why was Mrs.
Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year.
#13
Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs.
Gaye She was a huge homophone.
#14
So Mrs Lincoln...
Besides that, how'd you like the play?
#15
If Private Ryan was Black...it would be
called.."Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."
#16
Mrs.
Smith: Help me doctor! My son John swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
#17
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear.
Fall down when she hits you.
#18
Dirty joke Do you know who the biggest whore in history is?
Mrs. Pacman. For a quarter, that bitch would swallow balls 'till she died.
#19
Why do Santa and Mrs.
Claus not have any children? ...because Santa comes but once a year
#20
There was no Mrs.
Noah & the ark was lonely, thus explaining the evolutionary mishaps you'll find at Walmart.
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