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What Are Muhammad Jokes?

Muhammad Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of muhammad jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
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#2
My wife was gang raped, impregnated and gave birth to a baby boy named Muhammed.
Now they want to kill us for depicting the Prophet Muhammad.
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#3
Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
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#4
"Muhammad's So Fat..
-what? No, I said, "Yo' Momma." Damn, this is why no one hangs out with you any more."
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#5
I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand
Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it.
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#6
Why did Muhammad cross the road?
You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!
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#7
What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?
A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#8
Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?
Parkinson's
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#9
I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man..
And he blew up in my face!
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#10
What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans?
Gaseous Clay
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#11
I was standing at a urinal taking a leak when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J.
Fox...bad day to wear sandals.
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#12
Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?
Because he was god's profit.
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#13
My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.
Credit Evan Sayet.
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#14
So Muhammad Ali is dead...
Is it too soon for a punchline?
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#15
Moses, Jesus and Muhammad are walking into a bar.
Cries the barkeeper: "If this is gonna be a joke that guy has to stay out!"
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#16
"SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH" (a
text message from Muhammad Ali)
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#17
What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?
IsIs? Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
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#18
I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature
Muhammad statues We make a small prophet.
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#19
Muhammad Ali was apparently bad in bed, says his widow.
Then again, he was a fighter, not a lover.
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#20
What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?
Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there
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Muhammad Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Muhammad Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and muhammad jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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muhammad jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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