What Are Murphy Jokes?
Murphy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of murphy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?
"DANKE!"
#2
Murphy asked Paddy...
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got?" Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
#3
Murphy's wife told him he should put a pair of clean socks on every day.
By Friday he couldn't get his boots on.
#4
Murphy said to his daughter "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said "But Father
I'm no longer a child!" He said "I know that's why I want you home by eleven."
#5
[airport security pulls Robocop aside] -Got ID?
I AM A POLICE OFFIC- -Murphy eh. Looks nothin like u. THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT SH- -Save it pal
#6
Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says..
PAAAADDY IS AN AMBULANCE!!
#7
OH MY GOD EDDIE MURPHY IS GOING TO DO STAND UP I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT oh never mind they're going to commercial.
#SNL40
#8
I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy...
I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.
#9
Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
#10
Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law?
It goes like... no wait... ah, damn it.
#11
The difference between a Life Scout and an Eagle Scout.
A Life Scout is ready for anything. The Eagle Scout is ready for Murphy's Law.
#12
What ringtone have you got?
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got?" Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
#13
Paddy and Murphy find a mirror.
Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy " that bloke looks really familiar ". Murphy grabs it off him " Its me you idiot "
#14
"The police are looking for a man with one eye
named Murphy." "What's the other eye called?"
#15
Jokes that Eddie Murphy could have done on SNL40.
Here is mine. I did comedy for the fame, money and sex with white women. The 80's was so long ago. Good night folks.
#16
Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's
a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?
#17
Two Irishmen are looking for a job.
They come across a sign, that reads, "Tree Fellers". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, "If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"
#18
Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar...
Hand in hand
#19
Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo
#20
Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from
making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy.
Why People Enjoy Murphy Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and murphy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love murphy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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