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#1
Caesar tried to run when the senate came after him...
but his leg muscles couldn't carry him fast enough. As he fell to the ground he cried out "Et tu, glutes!"
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#2
What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get?
Atrophy.
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#3
if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles.
yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it
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#4
Wanna know what makes me smile?
Face muscles.
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#5
If laughing is good for you because you use 15 muscles, think how healthy
you'll be if you're breaking a chair on someone's head every day.
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#6
A bodybuilder asks a doctor for a pill that will enhance his muscles and increase
the size of his penis and tan his skin Here, I'll prescribe you some testostyrone
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#7
[street fight] Come at me bro!!
*guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away
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#8
Wanna know what makes me smile?
Face muscles
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#9
*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles*
*gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*
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#10
They say that it requires fewer muscles to smile than to frown...
How many muscles are needed to not give a fuck?
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#11
They say it takes more muscles in your face to frown than it does to smile.
So, I say exercise your face... Get married and have teenage children. You will be frowning more than you imagined.
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#12
Hey dudes with super big muscles,
that's not necessary.
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#13
Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles.
That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing.
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#14
All these idiots at the gym obviously don't
know that it takes more muscles to frown.
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#15
What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?
No whey Jose.
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#16
It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes
even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place.
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#17
The Strongman by
Everhard Muscles
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#18
You know someone is hard core When they have
strong and well-defined abdominal muscles
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#19
"What about flying rats with no poop muscles and
scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds
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#20
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile.
So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice.
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