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What Are Mutter Jokes?

Mutter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of mutter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too
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#2
The town emergency siren sounds.
I peer out my bedroom window. "It can't be" I mutter. "Honey, grab the kids. Hot local singles are coming."
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#3
*taps Canadian *mumbles "Apple starts with..." "Eh?" *whispers "Your
blood type?" "Eh?" *mutters "Best grade?" "Eh?" *giggles *runs away
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#4
RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, "No one wants to
see that," then about 50-100 million people will want to see that.
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#5
Poetic Justice Judge: I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years, Take him away boys. Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"
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#6
"Let's see what you're made of!" he says on approach, knife in hand.
"Good." I mutter. "Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."
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#7
I mutter "you arrogant asshole" when my phone
auto-corrects 'iphone' to 'iPhone'
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#8
Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP?
Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!
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#9
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
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#10
*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things?
Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it.
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#11
"Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of
woodland creatures," I mutter after each rabies shot.
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#12
It takes five hours to get ready for work each morning, but it's worth it when I hear co-workers mutter "What the fuck?
Is that an angel?"
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#13
The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and
mutters "whatever" and tries to steal your wallet.
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#14
Ibuprofenum and Aspirin are running in a race...
Suddenly prednisolone passes them and wins first place. Ibuprofenum looks toward Aspirin and mutters: "fucking steroids"
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#15
Whoa I'm floating!
Am I...dead? "No it's a dream" What a relief! Wait. Who said that? Grim Reaper: (mutters) shit Uh nobody go back to sleep
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#16
Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1.
Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"
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#17
I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words.
Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."
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