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#1
Italian moms vs.
Jewish moms At dinner the Italian mom says to their children, "eat..eat.. or I'll kill you!" Where as the Jewish mom says, "eat... eat.. or I'll kill myself!"
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#2
That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting.
One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore.
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#3
When my doctor told me that I am able to astral project at night...
... I was beside myself
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#4
I'm sitting outside drinking myself into a stupor.
I may feel like shit tomorrow but by God, so will the mosquitoes.
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#5
how many hitlers does it take to change a light bulb?
nein edit: i dont know if this is posted before, it probably has but i thought of it myself, no hate :3
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#6
I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey.
I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table.
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#7
I hate when I click a porn video and I can see
myself in the screen while it's loading.
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#8
What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?
"I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
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#9
The first time I got a universal remote control,
I thought to myself "This changes everything".
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#10
Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked
At least I can say I got my dick wet
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#11
This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids
are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*
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#12
Sometimes when I'm down on life, I think to myself...
"At least I'm not addicted to crack." And then I feel alot better about myself.
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#13
NSFW Every time I see a picture of a girl and think "I'd do her" I have to remind myself...
I'll never get the grade school yearbooks done like that.
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#14
Much like Apple products, I also,
am only compatible with myself.
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#15
I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself.
What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*
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#16
Everytime I see my see my neighbors having sex in their hot
tub, I think to myself "I can't believe I'm recording this"
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#17
Sometimes I make myself feel important
by thinking in a British accent.
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#18
"Have I made myself clear?" Said the chameleon
as he stood in front of a sheet of glass.
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#19
eyebro What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?
Eyebro. I will see myself out.
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#20
I'm not feeling myself today ...
would you do it for me?
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