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What Are Nanny Jokes?

Nanny Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nanny jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never
have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny.
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#2
What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?
Molly Poppins.
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#3
Stupid nanny state won't let me enroll
my kids in bartending school.
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#4
What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?
A Nantucket.
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#5
I hired a nanny to watch my kids.
Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft.
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#6
Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs....
...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!
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#7
Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention?
The police ended up searching every crooked nanny
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#8
What's a nanny's favorite letter?
I don't know, but it's not E.
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#9
A woman ran out of toothpicks...
Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
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#10
What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag?
Na-na boo-boo
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#11
Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat?
They had a hootin-nanny.
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#12
I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother
has died like seven times now......
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#13
When I was an infant I had a nanny that abused
me And im still pretty shaken up about it
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#14
My wife caught me checking out the nanny the other day.
She fired the nanny. Then she told me no more sex for a year! I said, "You're firing the maid, too?"
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#15
Dad, are ghosts real?
Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny
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#16
I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny.
Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don't have any kids...
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#17
"Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..." "We don't
have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."
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#18
What do you call a docks nanny?
An Au'Peir
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nanny jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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