What Are Natalie Jokes?
Natalie Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of natalie jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat?
she wanted to wash up on shore...
#2
Halfway through V for Vendetta...
...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon.
#3
Q: Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?
A: She wanted to wash up on shore.
#4
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood.
#5
Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood
#6
If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau they would win
celebrity couple nicknaming forever with "Portmanteau."
#7
Please join me.
My daughter an I did this for hours one day. Zombie phlebotomist, veinnnnns. Zombie engineer, traaaaiiins. Zombie Dixie Chicks fan, Natalie Maiiiinns.
#8
I saw Donald Trump walk by Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller without stopping...
Turns out he really doesn't recognize Jewish Stars.
#9
I just got Natalie Portman's autograph!
Sure, it's on a restraining order, but still...
#10
Not all wood floats Natalie
wood, for example.
#11
What wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood.
#12
Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?
She wanted to wash up on shore
#13
What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?
Natalie.
#14
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie Wood
#15
What's Natalie Portman's favorite element?
Thorium.
#16
You are what you eat?
*eats Natalie Portman*
#17
Husband: "Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor.
He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also." Wife: "Who is Natalie?"
#18
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Natalie.
#19
why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat?
she wanted to wash up on shore...
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Another reason people love natalie jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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