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Needles Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of needles jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Two jihadists walks into a gay bar....
Needless to say, they had a huge blast
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#2
Throw away the outside, cook the inside.
Eat the outside, throw away the inside. What is it? [riddle] Cut on red needles, only nine trees heave empty crackers on bulls. [best of luck]
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#3
The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today...
needless to say I'm a little choked up
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#4
Why do they use sterilized needles
for death by lethal injection?
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#5
I'm dyslexic and diabetic...
So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs.
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#6
I wish I could explain my fear of needles...
they just get under my skin.
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#7
I just found out gorgonzola is a type of cheese, not a dinosaur.
Needless to say, my gorgonzola salad was a huge let down.
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#8
My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth.
Needless to say he made a terrible 1st impression.
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#9
You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do...
Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well.
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#10
I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend.
Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup
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#11
A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off.
Needless to say, his wife was shocked.
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#12
I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend.
Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash.
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#13
yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the
Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on.
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#14
When Jesus saw those riled up Romans
needless to say he was very cross.
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#15
The Bat family were playing a game of "old maid" with a poker deck...
Needless to say it was a never ending game. Everyone wanted the joker.
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#16
I hope none of these haystacks
are sharing needles.
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#17
Twitter is an amazing source of useful information,
the way a haystack is an amazing source of needles.
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#18
I am both dyslexic and diabetic...
So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of "All You Can Eat Carb Legs".
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#19
A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath.
Needless to say, the pig was cured.
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#20
I found out my best friend was a heroin addict...
Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly.
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Needles Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and needles jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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