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What Are Negativity Jokes?

Negativity Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of negativity jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them.
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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#2
I'm giving up negativity for lent.
We'll see how long that lasts. Edit: aware it should be pessimism. This is a serious quote from a friend who didn't realise what she'd said.
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#3
In the midst of all this negativity and hate please take comfort
in remembering that I have a 5 star uber passenger rating
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#4
Some guy just read the funniest joke he's read all week, and then down-voted it.
This joke is about him. What do you call an internet addict full of negativity? You don't. No one calls him. Ever.
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#5
With all the negativity in the world today...
...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.
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#6
With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to
see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive
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#7
If someone says you're not a mermaid, don't talk to them.
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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#8
I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs...
but I quit because there was too much negativity.
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#9
What saddens me is that I'll never be able to murder anyone who uses
"Not with that attitude" as a counterargument to negativity.
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#10
I peeled off the sticker that said "Don't consume alcohol while on
medication." I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
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#11
With all of this negativity in the media At
least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.
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#12
I avoid checking my bank account.
I just don't need that negativity in my life.
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#13
Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama
stop you from being the asshole you strive to be.
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#14
All this negativity in the world and I still remain Positive!
-Magic Johnson
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#15
Unless you are a pregnancy test, take
your negativity somewhere else.
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