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Neighborhood Jokes

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What Are Neighborhood Jokes?

Neighborhood Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of neighborhood jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them.
*uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!
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#2
My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I
have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
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#3
all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise]
[gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood
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#4
The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM.
Got 5 nice ones this morning.
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#5
If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be
able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics.
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#6
My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs...
I never knew he was a barber..
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#7
If there's something strange, in your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call?
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN
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#8
Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving
back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch.
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#9
You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I "look
scary" and "want to kill you." That's discrimination.
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#10
usain bolt, the fastest man in the world, can run almost 30mph.
that means if were to run in a neighborhood, he could get pulled over by the cops...for being black.
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#11
Age 15: I wanna live in a mansion Age 25: Ok a big house, in a nice
neighborhood Age 35: *googles 'Best Months to Live Outside'*
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#12
Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass?
Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood.
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#13
I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out
toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs.
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#14
What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?
Spaghetto
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#15
There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that's full
of guys who think they're Jesus It's a Messiah Complex
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#16
They should name hurricanes after black people:
It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.
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#17
Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood.
Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it.
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#18
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto.
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#19
What's Borat's favorite neighborhood?
Van Nuys
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#20
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
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