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#1
Can I tell you a joke about the wall?
Nevermind you'll never get over it.
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#2
Little Johnny When I was a boy, I prayed, and prayed, for a bike but never got one.
Then I realized that God don't work that way. So I stole a bike, then asked for forgiveness.
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#3
Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America?
Because they don't have an American embassy over there.
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#4
No matter how popular they get..
... antibiotics are never going viral.
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#5
I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date...
it's never going to make it anywhere near that.
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#6
Whats common between dark jokes and little kids with cancer...
They never get old.
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#7
My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom.
Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead.
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#8
"I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop
owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL
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#9
I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots.
Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded.
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#10
What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
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#11
You should never lie through your teeth.
Open your mouth and speak properly.
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#12
When fighting clowns, never hesitate.
Go straight for the juggler.
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#13
So my neighbor asked me to fix her sink She's obviously never seen a
porno because it's been an hour and I'm still fixing the damn sink
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#14
I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather...
"Sorry I'm late."
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#15
Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit.
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#16
Hear about the baby with AIDS?
It never gets old...
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#17
"Can I buy you a drink?" Sure!
What's your name? "Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool
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#18
You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it...
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#19
I just heard a woman in a supermarket say this to her 7 year old daughter...
"Don't spit! Ladies never spit!" Fcuking. Priceless.
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#20
Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?
They never stop lighting up.
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