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Newborn Jokes

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Newborn Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of newborn jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A logician's wife is having a baby The doctor hands the newborn immediately to the Father.
His wife asks impatiently: "well, is it a boy or a girl?" The logician replies: "yes"
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#2
Today is finally Eid!
You know what I'm getting for my newborn baby? A first Eid kit!
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#3
Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet...
it takes a Chinese newborn an extra three hours to make their goddamned shoes.
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#4
I apologize for referring to your newborn
baby as a Questionable Spinoff
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#5
You seem like the type of person I might give my heart to, but
as nervously as I'd be watching a drunk holding a newborn.
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#6
How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?
They kick a Can
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#7
I told my mate that my newborn baby's stomach was the size of a walnut.
. . . "Just feed him a walnut then."
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#8
Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?
Because it's baby food.
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#9
Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when
I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk.
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#10
You should never use the word "nutsacky" when
describing how a newborn baby feels.
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#11
Future Headline: "Trump Caught On Tape Eating Newborn Babies, Hillary
Caught Using Friend's Netflix Password Undecideds Still On The Fence"
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#12
China has one of the largest manufacturing and exporting economies in the world.
What product of theirs is most commonly exported? Newborn girls.
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#13
What do you call a fishermans newborn?
Fresh bait
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#14
What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby?
When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die.
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#15
My friend Jay is going to name his newborn son "K" When I asked
him why, he said he wanted to name him after himself.
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#16
What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?
You can't play football with the remote.
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#17
What's does an angry, anti-feminist Redditor have in common with a newborn baby?
The only vagina they've touched is their mothers!
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#18
No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth.
Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars.
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#19
"I wasn't born yesterday"
- Lying newborn baby
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#20
Stop telling me your newborns weight and length.
I don't know what to do with that information.
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