What Are Nfl Jokes?
Nfl Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nfl jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?
Oher's NFL career
#2
What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?
It's their knees that go first.
#3
Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)
#4
Did you hear Chewbaca won the NFL MVP his first year in the league?
It was a great Wookie season!
#5
Why don't NFL players wear glasses?
Because it's a contact sport.
#6
What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common?
Cowboys that suck.
#7
Why didn't Mayweather become an NFL QB?
Because he couldn't READ the defense!
#8
How is the NFL like Brokeback Mountain?
The Cowboys suck!
#9
How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post
r/nfl) Mark Sanchez.
#10
What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
#11
Ray Rice.
Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete.
#12
The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect.
Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season.
#13
Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields?
I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.
#14
NFL Not Female Lovers Nail Females Limp
Nasty F...ckig Liars Not Fair Losers
#15
The only people who get more concussions than NFL players..
are their wives
#16
I wrote a poem about the NFL
It has 32 offensive lines.
#17
What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?
Getting hit by Rice
#18
The three undefeated NFL teams remaining are all named after cats.
the Carolina Panthers, the Cincinnati Bengals, and the New England Cheet-ahs.
#19
My gf could be a an NFL running
back she will *not* go down.
#20
What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?
They all have the same PR guy.
Why People Enjoy Nfl Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nfl jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love nfl jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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