What Are Nice Jokes?
Nice Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nice jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"What a nice doggie." "I'll have you know it's not a doggie
but a pure bred." "YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"
#2
A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1.
Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet.
#3
Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house...
I was all "Nice try Chris Hansen..."
#4
I lost 7 followers today.
It's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets
#5
What did the number zero say to the number eight?
"Nice belt."
#6
What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?
The Spanish Inquisition.
#7
Do zombies go to heaven when they die?
I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat.
#8
So did you have a nice,relaxing holiday
asked the all people without three kids
#9
This woman at work sounds just like me.
I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice.
#10
A: You look nice today, is that a new shirt and haircut?
B: I masturbated yesterday, So I had to clean up afterwards. And one thing lead to another. Hair trimming included.
#11
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him
how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
#12
Nice Confederate flag bro, way to commemorate
coming in second place in a civil war.
#13
Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit!
Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence
#14
[airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal,
I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal
#15
A blind woman once told me..
A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg.
#16
"Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy." "Try wearing the wife's
panties." "Really?" "Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"
#17
Don't put all my eggs in one basket?
Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets
#18
I'm not popular, but I have nice friends.
I'm not rich but I have what I need. I may not be liked but I know I'm loved.
#19
What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
Nice tits!
#20
*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect*
*bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop
Why People Enjoy Nice Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nice jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love nice jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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