What Are Nicolas Jokes?
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#1
So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar
and the bartender says "hey, why the wrong face?"
#2
What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?
Johnny Cage
#3
I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day...
We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy.
#4
It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work
together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year.
#5
I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas
Cage is starring in a movie about it.
#6
"This role looks absolutely fucking terrible.
OK, I'll do it." - Nicolas Cage
#7
Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role.
hes so sweaty
#8
My day has been so awful I keep looking
around to see if Nicolas Cage is in it.
#9
Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?
He doesn't know how to turn things down
#10
The welsh are making a remake of a popular Nicolas Cage film.
Goat rider.
#11
Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?
Because of the Santa Clause
#12
What's the most messed up trap for Santa?
A Nicolas Cage.
#13
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar...
The barman says, "Why the wrong face?"
#14
Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them?
Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?
#15
I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal...
I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.
#16
My wife calls my penis Nicolas Cage It's highly temperamental
and tends to go off for no reason at all.
#17
I once hung out with Lebron James and Nicolas Cage...
... and they spent the whole day trying to outflop each other. :)
#18
The girl I have a date with tonight texted and said 'I have no gag reflex
;) ' So I guess that means I'm taking her to a Nicolas Cage movie
#19
I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in.
Well played, Google.
#20
Just had a cup of coffee so bad it's the
plot for a new Nicolas Cage movie.
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