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Nigel Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nigel jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There are two types of people I hate in this world...
People intolerant of other people's culture.... and the Dutch. Credit to Nigel Powers
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#2
"I didn't see you in church last Sunday Nigel.
I hear you were out playing football instead." "That's not true vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!"
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#3
Looking back on Britain's 2016.
The year most middle aged men went from wanting to fuck Nigella to wanting to fuck Nigel up.
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#4
Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant..
Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"
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#5
uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions?
Nigel Forage
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#6
Nigel Farage walks into a bar Convinces the
patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves.
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#7
Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?
He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :(
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#8
What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band?
The Smashing Pumpkins.
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#9
What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
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#10
ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic.
AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends.
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#11
Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage.
Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.
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#12
Why won't Santa be visiting Nigel Farage this year?
He only comes if you sleep, not if Ukip.
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#13
A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's
pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too.
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#14
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No but he screamed when I bit his finger.
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#15
What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?
He brexit.
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