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How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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#2
How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?
"Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
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#3
My friend once had the GALL to call me the 'N' word, which really pissed me off.
So I told him, "Hey, ASSHOLE, think twice before calling me a nihilist, you dumb nigger."
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#4
when a cop pulls me over i tell him i'm a nihilist and i don't believe in tickets or laws or authority.
i do however now believe in tazers.
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#5
A nihilist walks
into a bar...
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#6
So I checked into a nihilist hotel, and asked for turndown service.
The clerk at the reception looked at me wearily and responded: "Turndown? What for?"
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#7
There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today...
They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.
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#8
My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me...
...Because when they died, they left me nothing.
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#9
How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
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#10
My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy...
...but it's beating a dead horse.
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#11
I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes.
It's aimed at a Nietzsche market
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#12
What did the nihilist wish
for on his birthday?
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#13
Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?....
because they cant find the point.
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#14
What do Nihilist's
believe in...
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#15
An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".
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#16
What did the nihilist say to the physicist?
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
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#17
Why did the nihilist cross the road?
It doesn't matter.
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#18
How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter.
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#19
A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint.
Nothing of value was stolen.
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#20
Existentialist, nihilist, cynic...
An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"
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