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Nike Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nike jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The awkward moment when you're wearing
Nike's and can't do it.
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#2
According to my Nike Fitbit
I masturbated 4 miles today
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#3
Nike's thought when considering whether or not to participate in the FIFA bribe scandal...
Just do it
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#4
at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day.
I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec
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#5
The sweats say I've given up.
The Nike logo says "but not entirely."
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#6
I took my family out to an authentic Vietnamese place.
My wife and I had pho. The kids sewed Nikes for 14 hours and were beaten. Great pho.
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#7
I just bought a pair of Nike's from a drug dealer.
(other brands are available) I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all night.
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#8
did you hear about what happened to Nike
online shop It shut down by a d-dos
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#9
"Just do it!" Why Nike reps don't
man the suicide hotlines.
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#10
I'm wearing nike pants so
you have to just do it...
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#11
"Just Do It" -
Nike/Alcohol
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#12
This Suicide Prevention message was brought
to you in part by: **Nike** *"Just Do It"*
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#13
Nike and TOMS are embarking on a joint venture...
...for every pair of shoes you buy, they'll donate a pair to the child who made them.
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#14
Women these days.....some of their eyebrows
looks like they are sponsored by NIKE.
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#15
What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?
Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
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#16
A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?..
Nike
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#17
Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children
to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children.
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#18
Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait
to buy that one pair of socks
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#19
I can't understand why the Nike store's "vodka drinking
couch pants" are labeled "yoga pants".
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#20
"just do it" Nike is sponsoring a probation program.
They provide T-shirts with the slogan " just DON'T do it"
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Nike Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nike jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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