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Nile Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nile jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Who is the richest person in the Bible?
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
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#2
Have you ever been on the Nile River?
I heard it does on for miles and niles and niles... If you don't believe me, you may be in denial.
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#3
Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?
Because he was in da Nile.
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#4
An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in.
He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile.
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#5
Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa?
He was in de-Nile.
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#6
They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed...
...because they're all in *da nile.*
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#7
What is the river of negation called?
The Nile
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#8
A guy in Egypt was caught red handed stealing but was still refusing to accept it so they threw him in the river.
He's still in De' Nile.
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#9
A man fell into a river.
Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile
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#10
Egyptian fisherman what did the egyptian fisherman say to the other egyptian fisherman after his wife had died?
I'm in de-nile
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#11
Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?
He was in de-Nile.
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#12
Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?
Because they all live in de-nile...
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#13
Your Mama is so fat...
that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her "Moses!"
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#14
Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario.
"It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."
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#15
The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen
in a river I guess he was in de Nile
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#16
Man goes to a Doctor and says "Doctor I feel like I'm swimming
in an African river" The Doctor replies "You're in de Nile."
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#17
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Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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#18
Be Careful of Egyptian Sharks They
can smell blood a nile away
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#19
Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?
They're always in de Nile.
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#20
I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river...
...but he was in The Nile.
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