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What Are Nipple Jokes?

Nipple Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nipple jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Did you know that there are 71.9 acres
of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
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#2
You should take care of your nipples.
They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you.
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#3
Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney.
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#4
I just met a dude with 12 nipples!
I know, it scounds crazy, dozen tit
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#5
Confucius say Breasts without
nipples would be pointless.
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#6
I met a girl with 12 nipples today...
..sounds fun, dozen tit!
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#7
Saw a girl with 12 nipples today.
Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
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#8
What function do the bumps on a nipple serve?
Its brail for, "Suck This."
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#9
Hooters finally hired me but I have to wear
a smock to cover up my weird nipples
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#10
Boobs without nipples
They're pointless.
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#11
what do you call a small woman with no nipples?
pointless.
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#12
Uncle got surgery to get 12 nipples It's not
just me, it sounds super weird, dozen tit?
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#13
I met a girl with twelve nipples...
Sounds funny, dozen tit.
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#14
Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples?
Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat.
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#15
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on?
Asking for a freak.
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#16
I'm giving up, folks.
Years of letters and phone calls making my case quite articulately but they still won't give the Muppets nipples.
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#17
What nipple did the UFO crash land on?
Areola 51
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#18
Can a blind person please rub their hands over
their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?
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#19
Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
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#20
How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it!
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Most Nipple Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Nipple Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nipple jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love nipple jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good nipple jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Nipple Jokes safe for all ages?
Most nipple jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Nipple Jokes?
nipple jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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