What Are No Jokes?
No Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of no jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"You the bomb." "No, you the bomb." In America, a compliment.
In the Middle East, an argument.
#2
Two Scotsmen walk past a baker One turns to the other and says 'Is that
a cake or a meringue?' The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'
#3
I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard
box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling.
#4
Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using
a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.
#5
All things in moderation.
Unless no one's looking.
#6
What do you call a hooker with no limits?
Your mom.
#7
I hope everyone on this flight covers for me by standing
and announcing "No, I am Fartacus!" as we deplane.
#8
Yo momma's pussay is like the white house: No
bush, and there's a black guy in there now.
#9
No matter how angry you get about something...
... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo.
#10
Have you ever heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No? Most likely because it never came out.
#11
damn girl, you got a butt that WON'T QUIT *butt pulls out a knife* wait,
no- *butt stabs me* no, stop- *butt doesn't stop* ...et tu, bootay
#12
I have a split personality
No he doesn't
#13
After a dream I had last night, credits rolled.
I had no idea so many people worked on those things.
#14
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?
Phil
#15
How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
#16
Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub The first one says "Give me the soap".
The second one says "no soap. radio".
#17
teacher: "there are no stupid questions" me: "ya
ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"
#18
A priest checks into a hotel...
says to the clerk, "I assume the porn is disabled." Clerk says, "No! It's just regular porn you sick freak!"
#19
Say no to shampoo.
Demand real poo.
#20
Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done??
Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)
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