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Nods Jokes

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Nods Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nods jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
JUDGE: so u plan to plead insanity?
ME: let me double-check with my counsel *moves 2 ft over, puts on tie, nods* ME: thats correct ur honor
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#2
*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) "can we take a break?
he has to poop"
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#3
Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house.
*zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*
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#4
Wife: You're shirtless?
*nods* W: And covered in...oil? -Well, you know how you always say I never glisten? W: Listen. You never listen. -Oh
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#5
[gets on Facebook] [types "you pushed me away but expected me to stay"]
[everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]
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#6
How'd you get a black eye?
Walked into a door. [Later, another shiner] More doors? *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
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#7
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner...
...The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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#8
A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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#9
*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins
in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*
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#10
[courtroom, on witness stand] Prosecuting attny: If you think she's poisoning you, why did you eat it?
Me: It was pizza [jury nods, murmurs]
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#11
A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint.
Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
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#12
[cat support technician] Me: So you're here to fix my computer?
Cat: *nods* Me: Great, here it is. Cat: *lays on keyboard & falls asleep*
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#13
[sees kid crying at the mall] R u lost?
[kid nods, wiping tears] Well [blows cigarette smoke in kids face] looks like u live at the mall now
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#14
DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow,
I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*
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#15
*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges,
licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good.
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#16
Cemetery joke Man walks into a cemetery- "You have
any openings?" The graves keeper nods "Lots!"
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#17
You're hiking.
Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves and smiles, "No one will ever believe you."
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#18
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top."
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#19
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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#20
"Sorry, but none of my clothes fit today." My date nods,
and politely avoids looking at my towel and safety pins.
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