What Are Nostrils Jokes?
Nostrils Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of nostrils jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What are the two most important holes on a woman?
The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today
#2
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)
#3
I love what you've done with your hair.
How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
#4
The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it.
I obviously am a fan of my nostrils.
#5
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
#6
[describing robbers to sketch artist] Make his ears more lethargic.
That's better, now flare his nostrils like he's excited about a sale.
#7
Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers
#8
why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
because they have big fingers
#9
Why do black people have big nostrils?
Because air is free
#10
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.
#11
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers
#12
Why do gorillas have such big fingers?
Because they have such big nostrils.
#13
What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman?
The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick.
#14
What are the 2 most important holes in the female body?
No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?
#15
What idiot named them nostrils
instead of scent vents?!
#16
why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Big fingers!!!
#17
Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult.
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!
#18
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
#19
Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right?
Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?
#20
Do you know why black people have large nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and nostrils jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love nostrils jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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