What Are Notice Jokes?
Notice Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of notice jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly,
but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully.
#2
When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the
ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber.
#3
*wife stares at me* *I stare at her* *she frowns* *I smile* "You
didn't notice my new-" "NICE HAIRCUT AND GLASSES." "Dress."
#4
Coffee so hot you pretend not to notice
it when you're out with your wife.
#5
You don't notice the air,
until someone spoils it.
#6
Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so
good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.
#7
*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming
the male husband species into doing what she wants!
#8
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you
a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well I liked the book!"
#9
Just talking to my neighbor, I said "your" instead of "you're" AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!!!
Hahaha what an idiot!!!
#10
You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put "anal" in front?
Probe, Explorer, Excursion...
#11
My wife treats me like GOD!!
She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.
#12
Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents
had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?
#13
NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines
(&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#14
I love you so much, I'll just sit at home
and stare at my phone to make you notice.
#15
Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them?
No?
#16
Did you notice the difference between Trump's inauguration and Obama's?
Trump's crowd paled in comparison.
#17
Every time I get a birthday card with money in it, I
pretend not to notice the money and "read" the card.
#18
My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it.
#ILoveYallReally
#19
Hey, dude who's still lighting fireworks at midnight,
nobody would notice a couple of gunshots right now.
#20
Hate when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last
bite so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get any closure.
Why People Enjoy Notice Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and notice jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love notice jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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