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Notifications Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of notifications jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications
make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping
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#2
50 notifications later and I regret
commenting on your status.
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#3
*turns on notifications* Notifications:
I have a boyfriend
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#4
Friend: What time is it?
Me: (pulls out phone, checks Twitter and Facebook notifications, puts phone away) Friend: Well? Me: Well what?
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#5
Greatest days of my life: 3) Day I got married 2) Day my first kid was
born 1) Day Facebook let you turn off notifications for their games
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#6
My son has stolen my iPad to play minecraft.
Please retweet this so the notifications disrupt his playing.
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#7
Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving Facebook notifications after
a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"
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#8
Sees 40+ notifications.
Starts to wonder if I accidentally uploaded a nude.
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#9
Bound by notifications, we are
the Fellowship of the Ding.
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#10
My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and
then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack.
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#11
Based on the novel 'Push Notifications'
by iSapphire
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#12
I just installed a marijuana app
It has kush notifications.
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#13
Twitter should send notifications when you're
about to get fired and divorced.
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#14
* Falls down rock face * Breaks legs.
Bleeds profusely * Slowly reaches for pocket * Pulls out phone * Checks twitter notifications
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#15
How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open
Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river
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#16
BREAKING: FBI discovers that Hillary's 30,000 deleted emails were
all Facebook notifications from Biden tagging her on cat videos.
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#17
Sure, your app can send me push notifications.
Just give me your home number so I can call you to let you know I got them.
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#18
Wouldn't it be so cool if life had notifications like, *ONE NEW
NOTIFICATION* Your boyfriend/girlfriend just cheated on you..
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#19
Wow 15 notifications..
oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville
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#20
Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications...
but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.
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Notifications Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and notifications jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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