What Are Nsa Jokes?
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#1
I wanted to tell an NSA joke...
But I feel like they've heard them all before.
#2
I know I'm supposed to be outraged about this whole NSA phone tapping scandal, but I've got to admit,
its a little refreshing that after a decade of marriage, someone is finally listening to me.
#3
The nsa Because they
are a fucking joke
#4
I think that the NSA is after me Because
I'm Snowden after this blizzard
#5
Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?
He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)
#6
Why does it suck to work for the NSA during the winter?
Because if it snows, you can't call and say you're snowed in.
#7
- Hi, this is NSA calling.
- Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off.
#8
The NSA: The only part of government
that actually listens
#9
Can't please Americans For years Americans have complained to the Government that their voices weren't being heard.
Now they are freaking the fuck out over the NSA.
#10
Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?
Because he's Snow'd-in!
#11
What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?
I'd tap that.
#12
Who let the dogs out?
~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~
#13
What's the NSA's favourite game?
I spy.
#14
Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?
A referee!
#15
How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia?
Because he is snowed in.
#16
Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend:
no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up
#17
Find out if the NSA is listening to your call by singing SWEET CAROLINE
and if more than one voice responds with bum bum bum THEN YOU KNOW
#18
Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my
posts, would it kill you to like them?
#19
I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents.
It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel.
#20
why does the NSA hate blizzards?
Because they get Snowden.
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