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#1
I don't know what's more disturbing?
My son reading a billboard that says "LIVE NUDE GIRLS" or him asking if there's dead ones.
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#2
Not rewinding VHS movies after watching the nude scenes
was the original not clearing your browser history.
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#3
I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely nude...
... I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!
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#4
What do you use when you go fishing for nudes on the internet?
A boober!
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#5
Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes?
They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death.
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#6
Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite.
You're welcome.
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#7
A nude man walks into a doctor's office.
A nude man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."
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#8
Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak?
Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face.
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#9
3 nuns, and a nude guy...
A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out.
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#10
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
Well, it's not hard.
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#11
Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of
art and the most common entry on my criminal records.
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#12
Asked an artist friend if he does nude
portraits He charges by the pound
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#13
What's the definition of unlikely?
A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!'.
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#14
If you get nervous at a nude beach, just
imagine everyone in their underwear.
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#15
whats the most popular drink at a nude beach?
Sunny D
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#16
How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach?
It ain't hard
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#17
If my wife comes to bed nude it's ON, but when it's me at the end of
the bed naked she's all "what are you doin, we're at Mattress City."
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#18
I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: "Uh-oh.
Someone leaked my nudes."
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#19
Breaking News: Playboy to eliminate nude pictures from their magazine.
"What's a magazine?" asked every guy under 30.
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#20
Want his attention?
Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply "Oops, wrong person"
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