What Are Nudes Jokes?
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#1
You Will Send Me Nudes
This is on Reddit.
#2
ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe!
*turns Acton into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]
#3
how to know if a thin girl is anorexic?
she posts her nudes in bbw subreddits.
#4
[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what?
EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice
#5
TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book.
Costed me a fortune in stamps.
#6
Vidi vini Me looking at
ancient Etruscan nudes
#7
F*ck nudes.
Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I need to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with.
#8
It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them
selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes.
#9
Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major
brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.
#10
How do you obtain Kate Upton's nudes?
Easy, go on Twitter right now.
#11
Want his attention?
Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply "Oops, wrong person"
#12
I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: "Uh-oh.
Someone leaked my nudes."
#13
Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes?
They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death.
#14
You god damn morons.
All these celebrity nudes were leaked by the Illuminati to distract us from important shit like karate and hoverboards.
#15
Dude it's 2014 if your kids aren't sending nudes left and right and cross
platform then you gotta worry about their technological literacy.
#16
What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you nudes?
"Oops, wrong person."
#17
There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which
is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing.
#18
"You said send nudes?
I thought you said send nukes" And that, ladies and gentleman, is the real reason Clinton shall never be president.
#19
TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my
address book Cost me a fortune in stamps
#20
I wish I was important enough
for my nudes to get leaked.
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