What Are Oath Jokes?
Oath Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of oath jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?
Because he took the hypocritic oath
#2
"It's a banana in my pocket" "May I remind the defendant that
he's under oath?" *averts eyes* "I'm glad to see you"
#3
New gym is great.
Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now.
#4
If you don't react when the Dr.
hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then.
#5
Q: What breakfast food does Dr.
Oz swear by? A: QUACKer Oaths.
#6
Judge: Sir, need I remind you that you are under oath?
Goldfish defendant: Yes.
#7
Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath
in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.
#8
I'll rephrase the question, your honor.
Sir, under whose custody did the dogs escape from?? And let me remind you that you're under oath
#9
what You Call That 'THING'.
After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'.
#10
The hairdresser's oath
First, harm no 'do...
#11
If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue
them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.
Why People Enjoy Oath Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and oath jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love oath jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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