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#1
*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have?
w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!
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#2
If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM.
She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again.
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#3
An ISIS member walks into a bar And
He offers everyone free shots!
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#4
Vivid Entertainment offers Miss Colombia $1mil to star in a porno.
Wait, they just took it back and offered it to Miss Philippines.
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#5
LPT: If a stranger offers you drugs...
Say "Thank you!", as drugs are expensive.
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#6
FBI offers to help France investigate the terrorist attacks.
So far, they think North Korea is behind it.
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#7
I moved to Australia, I've never been so appreciated!
I've had so many offers to "Get F**ked!"... I have the pick of the litter!!
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#8
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender confuses jokes with idioms, and offers the horse water but can't make it drink.
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#9
Years ago I went to a job placement agency.
I left disappointed. Apparently nobody offers temp work as an astronaut.
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#10
Them: We're concerned about you.
We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males
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#11
Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show?
a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!
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#12
I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week.
He said, "No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room."
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#13
BREAKING NEWS: They just found Hillary's emails.
30 thousand 'penis enlargement' offers.
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#14
*offers Batman
cough drops*
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#15
Flowjob When a woman won't have sex because she's
on her period, so she offers you a flowjob.
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#16
Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs
say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)
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#17
Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj?
My hatchback has been harder to stop lately.
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#18
My university offers sex education lessons....
Guess I should sign up for intercouses.
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#19
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs,
say thank you because drugs are expensive.
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#20
funny how dumbass pet animals will eat the same thing every day without
realizing that Subway offers over 19 different ways to Eat FreshTM
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