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#1
They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.
But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave.
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#2
Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide?
He lost the huile d'olive
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#3
What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil?
Popeye's penis
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#4
[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth?
He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/
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#5
Never have sex at an Olive Garden.
Because when you're there, you're family.
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#6
What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?
Cheech Marinade!
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#7
This sub is the best.
It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10
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#8
What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?
Extroversion
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#9
Why did the French chef commit suicide?
Because he lost the huile d'olive.
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#10
Cop: Freeze!
Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone.
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#11
[Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello!
This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden..
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#12
What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?
They're both extra virgin.
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#13
What does Popeye's dick smell like?
Olive Oil
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#14
The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth.
Also they have an Olive Garden.
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#15
Today I extended an olive branch to my enemy.
As hard as I could and right in the eye.
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#16
[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night?
"No fisting."
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#17
"No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks." - Eve
to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden
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#18
Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
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#19
Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms,
I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much.
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#20
Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks
from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?
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