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#1
Prostitution is the only industry where freshers
are paid more than the experienced ones.
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#2
What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild?
Fucking big ones!
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#3
How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
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#4
Why are all black people fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
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#5
What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?
Binary stars.
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#6
The best jokes are the ones that cause the audience to groan.
So I suppose the best of the best cause constipation.
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#7
Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones..
I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.
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#8
LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like.
Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help.
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#9
How can you spot a racist in a crowd?
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
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#10
Not all Muslims are terrorists It's
just the ones with short fuses
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#11
I like my women with curves.
Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.
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#12
Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night.
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#13
I failed my Health and Safety class test today.
Apparently, when they ask you,"In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "F**kin' large ones" is not the correct answer.
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#14
The best place to get pumpkins cheap is driving around the neighborhood at 4AM.
Got 5 nice ones this morning.
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#15
What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion?
Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African.
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#16
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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#17
[getting an x-ray] TECHNICIAN: Quit putting that box of chocolates on your chest.
ME: Just tell me which ones are coconut.
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#18
How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones.
2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones.
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#19
Q: Why are all blacks fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
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#20
WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell
you a good chem joke but the best ones argon.
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