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Onions Jokes

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Onions Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of onions jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I saw my friend chopping up onions I couldn't stop crying ever since.
Onions was such a good friend of mine.
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#2
My friend said onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at him.
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#3
Families are like onions....
Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry.
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#4
People are like onions...
I always cry when I cut them up.
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#5
Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
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#6
when I was a kid, our family was very poor....
I remember when my dad was cutting onions and our whole family was crying. poor onions. he was such a good dog
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#7
How was the hamburger murdered?
First it was 'rolled' then smothered in onions
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#8
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become?
Lone Lee.
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#9
I used to cry when my dad chopped onions.
Onions was a good dog, I miss him.
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#10
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I cut up onions
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#11
Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad
cut up onions Onions was a good dog
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#12
A lot of people cry when they chop onions.
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
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#13
My friend thinks he is so smart.
He said the only food that can make a person cry is onions... until I hit him in the face with a coconut.
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#14
Said the porcupine, "I just
love prickled onions."
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#15
I used to cry when my dad chopped onions.
I miss Onions, he was a good dog.
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#16
I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich..
Onions was always my favorite dog...
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#17
Organs are like onions If you cut them
in half you will probably cry
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#18
Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous
sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions.
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#19
Why do we cry.....
When it's the onions that are being hurt?
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#20
Yo mama is so ugly She
makes onions cry
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and onions jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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