What Are Operating Jokes?
Operating Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of operating jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Apple just created a new Operating System for the
Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS.
#2
When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8...
Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'...
#3
There are two fish in a tank...
...one is driving, the other one is operating the guns
#4
Once you've mastered being a surgeon...
... operating just become an exercise in patients.
#5
Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup...
Apparently he's been operating a racket for years.
#6
Windows - the only operating system that
is compatible with all viruses.
#7
I just started a business operating charter
flights Business is really taking off
#8
When black guys say "ya feel me?", I literally feel them so
they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
#9
Is your refrigerator operating properly?
Then you'd better go catch it... Wait..
#10
What Operating System does a Redditor use?
Fedora Linux!
#11
I can't cook.
My strategy for operating the oven is basically the same as my strategy for sex I do my best to turn it on, then I stick my stuff in and hope for the best.
#12
So it looks like there was a paedophile ring operating at the heart of Thatcher's government.
I don't know why everyones so shocked, they were well known for fucking miners.
#13
What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?
A co-operating system.
#14
What kind of operating system do horses use?
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
#15
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits.
#16
What's the first thing you install on a new computer?
The operating system
#17
Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?
Because 7 ate 9.
#18
There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone.
It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy.
#19
Redmond WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new
operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
#20
I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really
should only have one species of animal operating these cranes
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